

I’m sorry but in what universe does an emoji of pie preceded by the words ‘want some’ not a clear indication that you are in possession of pie, and are offering it to me? If this is your idea of a joke, you better start putting some god damn winky faces and JKs in these fucking text messages, Zales. Good day!
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